A few

Art Jokes

to prove

we aren't

'snobby art people'

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been much interest in his paintings on exhibit there. "I have good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings." "That's wonderful," the artist exclaimed. "What's the bad news?" "The guy was your doctor."

An art thief in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, getting in and out past security, and driving safely away, he was captured a few blocks away when his van ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such a stupid mistake, he replied, “I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."

How many artists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one – Art can do it.

How many artists does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten. One to change it, and nine to reassure him about how great it looks.

How many visitors to an art gallery does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to do it and one to say "Huh! My four-year old could've done that!"

When is the fiber show at the gallery? Breakfast time.

The two little kids who found themselves in a modern art gallery by accident? "Quick," said one, "Run! Before they say we did it!"

Toys are Fun for Adults Too!

Fun Art!

Andrew's Creatures!

Pricing and Ordering information: Call the Warrenville gallery. This fun stuff IS available for order!

Prairie Oak Artisans
Gallery in Mineral Point, WI (608) 987-3757 Consulting in Warrenville, IL (630) 393-4598

email: karma@REMOVEBEFORESENDINGprairieoakartisans.com